🍎 Dad Jokes About Teachers
Grade A puns that will get you sent to the principal's office. These teacher dad jokes are strictly for extra credit. That's 12 of them, carefully curated for maximum groan.
Why did the student eat his homework?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What's a math teacher's favorite tree?
Why did the geography teacher love the ocean?
Teacher: 'Name two pronouns.'
Where do math teachers go on vacation?
Why did the physics teacher and the biology teacher break up?
Why did the music teacher go to the top of a mountain?
Why did the kid swallow coins?
Why did the geology teacher refuse to blame the earthquake for the mess?
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