⛅ Weather Dad Jokes
Forecast: 100% chance of groans with scattered puns. That's 38 jokes of pure dad energy.
What does a cloud wear under its raincoat?
What did one raindrop say to the other?
What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
I tried to catch some fog earlier.
What does the wind say on Valentine's Day?
Why did the sun go to school?
What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
Why did the weather want privacy?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do snowmen call their offspring?
What's a rainbow's favorite accessory?
Why don't mountains ever get cold in winter?
What do you get when you leave a dog out in the cold?
The forecast said it would rain cats and dogs.
How does a snowman get around town?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
How do hurricanes see?
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
What falls but never breaks?
What breaks but never falls?
What falls, but never needs a bandage?
What do you call a bear in the rain?
How do you track Will Smith in the snow?
What falls, but never breaks?
Why did the tornado break up with the hurricane?
Why did lightning get disqualified from the track meet?
Why did the cloud join the jazz band?
Why did the painter refuse to work during the thunderstorm?
Why did the umbrella bring a jacket to the park?
Why did the gentle morning breeze win the community peace award?
Why did the weather vane always give sound investment advice?
Why did the glacier make such a calm negotiator?
Why was the early morning frost such a courteous visitor?
Why did the dormant volcano decline the promotion to company headquarters?
Why did the fog banker refuse to make hasty financial decisions?
Why did the weather forecaster bring a barometer to the mountain climb?