⛅ Weather Dad Jokes

Forecast: 100% chance of groans with scattered puns. That's 17 jokes of pure dad energy.

What does a cloud wear under its raincoat?

Thunderwear.

What did one raindrop say to the other?

Two's company, three's a cloud.

What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?

Fowl weather.

I tried to catch some fog earlier.

I mist.

What does the wind say on Valentine's Day?

I'm a big fan of yours.

Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter.

What falls in winter but never gets hurt?

Snow.

Why did the weather want privacy?

It was changing.

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Twister.

What do snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren.

What's a rainbow's favorite accessory?

A bow-tie.

Why don't mountains ever get cold in winter?

They wear snowcaps.

What do you get when you leave a dog out in the cold?

A chili dog.

The forecast said it would rain cats and dogs.

I went outside and stepped in a poodle.

How does a snowman get around town?

On an icicle.

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Want to go for a spin?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

Catch it in the winter.

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