🚗 Dad Jokes About Cars

Drive everyone up the wall during your next road trip. These car dad jokes are strictly automatic when it comes to terrible punchlines. That's 15 of them, carefully curated for maximum groan.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Why did the computer show up late to work?

It had a hard drive.

Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?

To get to the other slide.

Why did the car apply for a job?

It was tired of sitting idle.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?

No — car go vroom vroom!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?

Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!

Why did the dog cross the road?

To get to the barking lot.

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Want to go for a spin?

Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

To prove he wasn't chicken.

Why did the ceramic pottery wheel get promoted to lead craftsman at the studio?

It always helped raw ideas take great shape without spinning out of control.

Why did the spinning wheel excel at heading the textile department?

It had an uncanny knack for spinning every challenge into a seamless yarn.

Why did the artisan wheel of cheddar win top honors at the cheese expo?

Because it was exceptionally sharp and only grew better with age.

Why was the database administrator always so calm during peak traffic hours?

He kept all his relations in order and never lost his index.

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