🐘 Dad Jokes About Animals
Lions, tigers, and puns - oh my! Enjoy these wild dad jokes about animals. That's 38 of them, carefully curated for maximum groan.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why are fish so smart?
What do you call a fish without eyes?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why did the dog sit in the shade?
What did the horse say when it tripped?
Why do cows wear bells?
What do you call a magic dog?
What do you call a cow on a trampoline?
What do you get when you leave a dog out in the cold?
Why did the cow become an astronaut?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c—
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
I asked my dog what's two minus two.
What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?
What's a cat's favorite dessert?
Why did the cat sit on the computer?
What do you call a cat that works at a hospital?
Why is everyone so excited about the cat's new job?
Why did the dog cross the road?
What kind of dog loves surround sound?
What's a dog's favorite instrument?
Why did the dachshund sit by the fire?
What breed of dog can jump higher than a house?
What do you call a rich fish?
Where do cows invest their money?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What's a golfer's favorite bird?
What do you call a pony with a cough?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call a stuffed animal?
What do you call a bear in the rain?
What do you call a well-balanced horse?
I asked my dog what's on top of the house...
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
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