🐕 Dad Jokes About Dogs
A dog is the only audience that wags at dad jokes. Fetch! These dog dad jokes are good boys, every one of them. That's 18 of them, carefully curated for maximum groan.
Why did the dog sit in the shade?
What do you call a magic dog?
What do you get when you leave a dog out in the cold?
The forecast said it would rain cats and dogs.
I asked my dog what's two minus two.
What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?
Why did the dog cross the road?
What kind of dog loves surround sound?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What's a dog's favorite instrument?
How did the puppy feel after finishing its homework?
Why did the dachshund sit by the fire?
What breed of dog can jump higher than a house?
What kind of pizza do dogs order?
Why don't blind people skydive?
I asked my dog what's on top of the house...
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What did the mother otter say to her pup before swimming across the river?
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