🐱 Dad Jokes About Cats
For the cat dads out there. These cat dad jokes will make your feline walk out of the room in disgust — which, for a cat, is a standing ovation. That's 9 of them, carefully curated for maximum groan.
What's a cat's favorite color?
Purr-ple.
The forecast said it would rain cats and dogs.
I went outside and stepped in a poodle.
What do you call a pile of kittens?
A meow-ntain.
Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
What's a cat's favorite dessert?
Mice cream.
Why did the cat sit on the computer?
To keep an eye on the mouse.
What do you call a cat that works at a hospital?
A purr-fessional.
How do cats end a fight?
They hiss and make up.
Why is everyone so excited about the cat's new job?
Because it's feline good.