❤️ Dad Jokes About Love

Romance, dad-style. These love dad jokes have walked someone down the aisle against their will and lived to pun about it. That's 13 of them, carefully curated for maximum groan.

Why did the geography teacher love the ocean?

It was full of currents.

What does the wind say on Valentine's Day?

I'm a big fan of yours.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

How do coffee cups show their love?

With mugs and kisses.

Why did the two antennas get married?

The ceremony was okay, but the reception was excellent.

What's the most romantic part about the ocean?

When the buoy meets gull.

Kid: 'Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?'

Dad: 'Sure — February 14th.'

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.

I had to put my foot down.

Why do candles love birthdays?

They get to be the light of the party.

Why should you never play tennis with a pig?

They love a good racket.

Why did the ancient Roman sculptor love working with marble?

He felt taking it for granite was simply out of the question.

Why did the kaleidoscope love working in creative strategy?

Every time things took a turn, it saw a brilliant new pattern.

Why did the passenger love having a long airport layover?

Because it gave him plenty of time to plane ahead.

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