👨👩👧 Family & Parenting Dad Jokes
Certified dad behavior: jokes the whole family has to live with. That's 24 jokes of pure dad energy.
Kid: 'Dad, can you put my shoes on?'
Kid: 'Dad, make me a sandwich!'
Why did the dad bring a pencil to bed?
Why did grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What did the mother rope say to the child rope?
Why did the toddler put sugar under his pillow?
Kid: 'Dad, how do I look?'
I used to play piano by ear.
Kid: 'Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?'
Why did the baby strawberry cry?
Kid: 'I'm cold.'
Why did the dad stare at the carton of orange juice?
What did the baby computer call its parent?
Why did the cookie cry in kindergarten?
Why did the two antennas get married?
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
What's the most romantic part about the ocean?
Kid: 'Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?'
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.
Why do candles love birthdays?
What did the elephant want for its birthday?
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
What does a clam do on its birthday?
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?