💰 Dad Jokes About Money
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy these money dad jokes, which are basically the same thing but cheaper. That's 7 of them, carefully curated for maximum groan.
Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash.
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback.
Why did the penny get promoted?
It made perfect cents.
What do you call a rich fish?
A goldfish.
Why did the dollar bill break up with the coin?
It needed some change.
Why was the money exhausted?
It was spent.
Where do cows invest their money?
In moo-tual funds.