👻 Spooky Dad Jokes
The best spooky dad jokes you'll find. That's 21 jokes of pure dad energy.
Why don't skeletons play music in church?
Why don't mummies have many friends?
What do you call a fat jack-o-lantern?
Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
What is a ghost's favorite room in the house?
Why did the headless horseman start a business?
What do you give a vampire when he's sick?
How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Why shouldn't you play the stock market near Halloween?
What do you call a skeleton who won't work?
Why do vampires seem sick?
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What do monsters eat for breakfast?
What do you call a ghost's favourite dessert?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why did the young witch excel in her potion brewing class?
Why did the vampire bank teller always balance the books before dawn?
Why did the friendly phantom volunteer to organize the haunted mansion library?
Why did the stone gargoyle refuse to leave his roost above the cathedral?