🍔 Dad Jokes About Food
Hungry for a laugh? These dad jokes about food will hit the spot. That's 35 of them, carefully curated for maximum groan.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
What did one plate say to the other plate?
What did the lettuce say to the celery?
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Why do employees drink so much coffee at work?
Why did the student eat his homework?
Why aren't astronauts hungry after they blast off?
How do astronauts serve their dinner?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
I'm on a seafood diet.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why did the two 4s skip dinner?
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
How do coffee cups show their love?
Where do coffee beans go for a night out?
What's a coffee's favorite magic spell?
How does coffee show it cares?
What does an aardvark like on its pizza?
Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his pizza?
What kind of pizza do dogs order?
What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?
How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
Why are frogs so happy?
What do you call a stuffed animal?
What do monsters eat for breakfast?
What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the policeman say to his hungry stomach?
How does a rabbi make coffee?
Why did the artisan wheel of cheddar win top honors at the cheese expo?
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