👔 Dad Jokes About Clothing
You will look stylish telling these dad jokes about clothing. That's 26 of them, carefully curated for maximum groan.
What do you call a snake wearing a hard hat?
What's a frog's favorite type of shoes?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
What does a hockey player have in common with a magician?
Why did the golfer bring an extra sock?
Why do Java developers wear glasses?
Kid: 'Dad, can you put my shoes on?'
What does a cloud wear under its raincoat?
What's a rainbow's favorite accessory?
Why don't mountains ever get cold in winter?
What do astronauts use to keep their pants up?
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
What did the tie say to the hat?
What do turkeys wear to formal occasions?
Why do pilgrims' pants always fall down?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
Why did the belt get arrested at the airport?
Why did the ballerina refuse to wear odd numbers on her jersey?
Why did the winter hiker carry extra wool socks up the frozen ridge?
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