⚾ Dad Jokes About Baseball
Step up to the plate with these hilarious baseball dad jokes. They will knock your socks off or strike you out laughing. That's 5 of them, carefully curated for maximum groan.
What do you call a crab that plays baseball?
A pinch hitter.
Why did the baseball player get arrested?
He stole second base.
Why was the baseball stadium so cool?
Because it was full of fans.
Why are spiders such good baseball players?
They're great at catching flies.
Why did the pancake refuse to play baseball?
It was terrified of getting battered.
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