👀 Dad Jokes About Eyes
Eye see what you did there! These dad jokes about eyes are a sight for sore... well, you know. That's 23 of them, carefully curated for maximum groan.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school?
Why did the kid throw butter out the window?
Why was the smartphone wearing glasses?
Why do Java developers wear glasses?
Kid: 'Dad, how do I look?'
What do you call an alien with three eyes?
Why did the cow become an astronaut?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
I'm on a seafood diet.
Why did the man fall down the well?
Why did the cat sit on the computer?
I'm great at sleeping.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
How do hurricanes see?
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
How do mountains see?
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Why don't we see elephants in the office?
Why was the microscope voted most valuable tool in biology class?
Why did the weather forecaster bring a barometer to the mountain climb?
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