🐦 Dad Jokes About Birds

Flock together for bird dad jokes and feathered puns that will take flight at your next family gathering. That's 13 of them, carefully curated for maximum groan.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.

What do you call an owl that does magic tricks?

Hoo-dini.

Why don't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Because they'd quack up.

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together.

What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?

Fowl weather.

What do you call a space magician?

A flying saucerer.

How do astronauts serve their dinner?

On flying saucers.

What do you get when you cross Santa with a duck?

A Christmas quacker.

What's a golfer's favorite bird?

Any bird that's a birdie.

Why did the eagle get arrested?

For flying under the influence.

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

What side of the turkey has the most feathers?

The outside.

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it is too far to walk.

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