🍎 Dad Jokes About Fruit
Ripe for the picking and sweet to the punchline. These fruity dad jokes about apples, bananas, melons, and berries are simply pear-fect. That's 15 of them, carefully curated for maximum groan.
What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen at the beach?
Why did the melons plan a big wedding?
I got fired from the orange juice factory.
Why did the dad stare at the carton of orange juice?
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why did the melon jump into the lake?
What's a turkey's favorite dessert?
What happens when you step on a grape at Thanksgiving?
Why did the banana go to the hair salon?
What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
Why was the cider press supervisor so highly regarded at the apple orchard?
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