🌦️ Dad Jokes About Weather and Rain
Forecast calls for 100% chance of eye-rolls. These weather dad jokes about rain, clouds, storms, and sunshine will brighten up any cloudy day. That's 27 of them, carefully curated for maximum groan.
Kid: 'Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?'
What does a cloud wear under its raincoat?
What did one raindrop say to the other?
What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
What does the wind say on Valentine's Day?
Why did the sun go to school?
Why did the weather want privacy?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What's a rainbow's favorite accessory?
The forecast said it would rain cats and dogs.
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
What falls, but never needs a bandage?
What do you call a bear in the rain?
What did the plant say to the sunshine?
Why did the tornado break up with the hurricane?
Why did lightning get disqualified from the track meet?
Why did the cloud join the jazz band?
Why did the umbrella bring a jacket to the park?
Why did the evergreen tree feel so relaxed during the winter storm?
Why was the weather satellite so popular in high-altitude orbits?
Why did the weather vane always give sound investment advice?
Why was the TV meteorologist always in such a sunny mood?
Why did Santa's head reindeer make such a trusted navigator?
Why did the weather forecaster bring a barometer to the mountain climb?
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