🦆 Dad Jokes About Birds and Ducks
Ruffle some feathers and quack up the whole family with clean dad jokes about birds, ducks, and our fine feathered friends. That's 11 of them, carefully curated for maximum groan.
What do you call an owl that does magic tricks?
Hoo-dini.
Why don't ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Because they'd quack up.
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
Fowl weather.
What do you call a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist.
What do you get when you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas quacker.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from an online store.
I'll let you know.
What's a golfer's favorite bird?
Any bird that's a birdie.
What side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it is too far to walk.
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