💻 Tech & Computer Dad Jokes

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Why do programmers prefer dark mode?

Because light attracts bugs.

Why did the computer go to the doctor?

It caught a virus.

Why did the computer show up late to work?

It had a hard drive.

Why was the smartphone wearing glasses?

It lost all its contacts.

What do you call 8 hobbits?

A hobbyte.

Why did the developer go broke?

He used up all his cache.

Why do Java developers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell.

What did the mouse say to the keyboard?

You're just my type.

Why did the robot go on vacation?

He needed to recharge.

What's a computer's favorite snack?

Microchips.

Why did the Wi-Fi go to therapy?

It felt disconnected.

How does a computer get drunk?

It takes screenshots.

Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?

To get to the other slide.

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None — that's a hardware problem.

Why was the JavaScript developer sad?

He didn't Node how to Express himself.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

Why do keyboards never sleep?

They have two shifts.

I would tell you a UDP joke...

...but you might not get it.

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