😴 Dad Jokes About Sleep

Read these sleep dad jokes in bed. Groaning yourself to sleep counts as a lullaby. That's 15 of them, carefully curated for maximum groan.

How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed?

Your nose touches the ceiling.

Why did the bicycle fall over?

It was two-tired.

Why do keyboards never sleep?

They have two shifts.

Why did the dad bring a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains.

Why did the toddler put sugar under his pillow?

He wanted sweet dreams.

Why did the car apply for a job?

It was tired of sitting idle.

What does the gingerbread man use to make his bed?

Cookie sheets.

What's a nap's favorite kind of movie?

A sleeper hit.

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

It was feeling down.

Why was everyone so tired on the morning of April 1st?

They'd just finished a 31-day March.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.

How do you make a water bed more bouncy?

Add spring water.

How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket.

Why did the plumber fall asleep on the job?

Because the work was very draining.

Why did the Roman chariot racer refuse to play cards?

Because he was tired of dealing with false starts.

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