🎃 Halloween Dad Jokes
Spook-tacular jokes that are scary bad (and that's the point). That's 16 jokes of pure dad energy.
Why don't skeletons ever fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet.
Why did the vampire subscribe to the newspaper?
He heard it had great circulation.
What's a ghost's favorite dessert?
I scream.
Why don't mummies take vacations?
They're afraid to unwind.
What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes?
A cereal killer.
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
You can see right through them.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
He had no body to go with him.
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music.
What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?
Spare ribs.
Why do witches ride brooms?
Vacuum cleaners are too expensive.
What do you call a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist.
Why did the ghost go to the bar?
For the boos.
How do you make a skeleton laugh?
Tickle its funny bone.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.