🦁 Dad Jokes About Wildlife and Zoo Animals
Take a walk on the wild side! These wildlife and zoo animal dad jokes are roaring with wholesome animal puns and family fun. That's 10 of them, carefully curated for maximum groan.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed?
Your nose touches the ceiling.
I got a job feeding the giraffes at the zoo.
The pay is lousy, and it's a tall order.
Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school?
They're all in high school.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla cheese sandwich for me, I'm starving!
What did the elephant want for its birthday?
A trunk full of presents.
Why don't elephants use computers?
Because they're afraid of the mouse.
What do you call a bear in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snow bank.
Why don't we see elephants in the office?
Because they work for peanuts.
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