📢 Dad Jokes for Morning Announcements

How do bees get to school?

Why did the student eat his homework?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?

Who's the king of all school supplies?

Why did the student bring a ladder to school?

What do you call a teacher who never farts in public?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What's a math teacher's favorite tree?

The past, the present, and the future walked into class.

Why did the clock get in trouble at school?

Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school?

Why did the geography teacher love the ocean?

Teacher: 'Name two pronouns.'

Why did the sun go to school?

What do elves learn in school?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

Why was everyone so tired on the morning of April 1st?

Why did the M&M go to school?

Why did the physics teacher and the biology teacher break up?

Why did the music teacher go to the top of a mountain?

Why did the kid swallow coins?

Why did the echo get detention in school?

Why did the mirror never lose a debate in history class?

Why did the sponge make such a fantastic student?

Why did the thermometer excel in public speaking class?

Why was the microscope voted most valuable tool in biology class?

Why did the gentle morning breeze win the community peace award?

Why did the protractor win the student council election?

Why was the campfire marshmallow such an eager student?

Why was the early morning frost such a courteous visitor?

Why did the abacus excel in accounting class?

Why did the school chalkboard always start Monday morning in high spirits?

Why did the geology teacher refuse to blame the earthquake for the mess?

Why was the autumn leaf selected as the biology class president?

Why was the pastry chef never rattled during the morning rush?

Why did the school librarian always keep strict track of returning novels?

Why did the young witch excel in her potion brewing class?