🍕 Dad Jokes About Pizza and Tacos
Cheesy puns and spicy one-liners! These dad jokes about pizza and tacos deliver a supreme slice of laughter for the whole family. That's 9 of them, carefully curated for maximum groan.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call an avocado that's been blessed?
Holy guacamole.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla cheese sandwich for me, I'm starving!
What does an aardvark like on its pizza?
Ant-chovies.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his pizza?
He ate it before it was cool.
What kind of pizza do dogs order?
Pup-peroni.
What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?
The pizza can actually feed a family.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
Why did the artisan wheel of cheddar win top honors at the cheese expo?
Because it was exceptionally sharp and only grew better with age.
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