🐾 Dad Jokes About Cats and Dogs
Paws what you are doing! These hilarious dad jokes about cats and dogs are fur-real crowd pleasers that will have pet lovers howling with laughter. That's 25 of them, carefully curated for maximum groan.
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why did the dog sit in the shade?
What do you call a magic dog?
What do you get when you leave a dog out in the cold?
The forecast said it would rain cats and dogs.
I asked my dog what's two minus two.
What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?
What do you call a pile of kittens?
Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
What's a cat's favorite dessert?
Why did the cat sit on the computer?
What do you call a cat that works at a hospital?
How do cats end a fight?
Why is everyone so excited about the cat's new job?
Why did the dog cross the road?
What kind of dog loves surround sound?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What's a dog's favorite instrument?
How did the puppy feel after finishing its homework?
Why did the dachshund sit by the fire?
What breed of dog can jump higher than a house?
What kind of pizza do dogs order?
Why don't blind people skydive?
I asked my dog what's on top of the house...
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
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