⛳ Dad Jokes About Golf
Tee off with clean golf dad jokes that are guaranteed to stay out of the rough and score a hole-in-one groan. That's 6 of them, carefully curated for maximum groan.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A bad golfer goes WHACK... dang! A bad skydiver goes dang!... WHACK.
Why did the golfer bring an extra sock?
In case he got a hole in one.
What's a golfer's favorite bird?
Any bird that's a birdie.
What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
The casse-role.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
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