🦃 Thanksgiving Dad Jokes

Feast on the funniest Thanksgiving dad jokes! Clean turkey puns, dinner table groaners, and autumn laughs guaranteed to make the family roll their eyes. That's 15 of them, carefully curated for maximum groan.

Why didn't the turkey finish its dessert?

Because it was already stuffed.

Why did the cranberries turn red?

Because they saw the turkey dressing.

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth Rock.

What do turkeys wear to formal occasions?

Gravy-ties.

What's a turkey's favorite dessert?

Peach gobbler.

Why did the police arrest the turkey?

They suspected foul play.

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?

If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

What happens when you step on a grape at Thanksgiving?

It lets out a little wine.

What do you call a stuffed animal?

You after Thanksgiving dinner.

What side of the turkey has the most feathers?

The outside.

What sound does a space turkey make?

Hubble, hubble, hubble.

Why do pilgrims' pants always fall down?

Because they wear their belt buckles on their hats!

What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?

The casse-role.

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

To prove he wasn't chicken.

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

A pumpkin patch and stretch pants.

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