Why was the thermos of hot cocoa the favorite companion on the frozen ski slope?

Because it was completely dialed in and knew how to pour on the charm.

Dad Joke #657

Explore Related Topics:

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman.

Why did the winter hiker carry extra wool socks up the frozen ridge?

He wanted to start every icy ascent on warm footing.