12 Thanksgiving Dad Jokes That Will Make the Whole Table Groan
Thanksgiving dinner is all about family, gratitude, second helpings of mashed potatoes, and of course—inflicting the corniest holiday puns possible upon unsuspecting relatives. Whether you need a witty one-liner to break the ice during awkward small talk or a quick pun before carving the bird, here are 12 hand-picked Thanksgiving dad jokes that will make the entire table groan in delight.
Why didn't the turkey finish its dessert?
👉 Because it was already stuffed.
Why did the cranberries turn red?
👉 Because they saw the turkey dressing.
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
👉 Plymouth Rock.
What do turkeys wear to formal occasions?
👉 Gravy-ties.
What's a turkey's favorite dessert?
👉 Peach gobbler.
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
👉 They suspected foul play.
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
👉 If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
What happens when you step on a grape at Thanksgiving?
👉 It lets out a little wine.
What do you call a stuffed animal?
👉 You after Thanksgiving dinner.
What side of the turkey has the most feathers?
👉 The outside.
What sound does a space turkey make?
👉 Hubble, hubble, hubble.
Why do pilgrims' pants always fall down?
👉 Because they wear their belt buckles on their hats!
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